TED DANSON FIXES FRIDGES IS GO

HOLLYWOOD – New show Ted Danson Fixes Fridges has got its star: Ted Danson.

Ted Danson is more famous for pouring drinks in Cheers or appearing in the Good Place. But in his new shows he’s going to have a very specific task: fixing your fridge. Every episode an ordinary member of the public is going to have a problem with a fridge. They’ll call a special hotline and Ted Danson will come over to the house, diagnose the problem and fix the fridge.

The guy who turned up in Saving Private Ryan and made you say ‘Fuck is that Ted Danson from Cheers’ spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec:

The concept is crazy. But very relate-able. We all own fridges and sometimes, life being imperfect, those fridges don’t work.

Have you had any training fixing fridges?

No, none whatsoever.

So how are you going to do it?

Therein lies the entertainment. I mean I’m going to give it my best shot, but it will mostly be guess work. I don’t know. How difficult can it be to fix a fridge?

Pretty difficult. Otherwise we wouldn’t need to call anyone.

You have a point there.

Ted Danson Fixes Fridges is on HULU.

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WOODY HARRELSON

HOLLYWOOD -5 Facts we never knew but just found out about Woody Harrelson.

We sent the FACT squad to Ebbing Missouri to find out what we could about Woody Harrelson.

 

1. Woody Harrelson first became famous playing Ted Danson in Cheers.

2. The Cheers star had a spin-off show called Woody in which he is continuously mistaken for Woody Allen’s brother.

3. Woody Harrelson is Woody Allen’s brother.

4. His first break into serious films was a starring role in Oliver Stone’s Natural Born Killers. Playing Mickey Knox a psychopathic serial killer, Harrelson said he prepared for the role by growing an unconvincing mullet. The hair cut led to the film being disowned by script writer Quentin Tarantino.

5. Since his break through he has appeared with some of the most talented film directors in the world like the Coen Brothers and the Farrelly Brothers. He has challenged himself with demanding material like Rampart and The Messenger, as well as Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. He was also in War of Planet of the Apes and the Hunger Games films in which he played The Hunger. Don’t Look Now was shit though.

For more FACTS click here. 

TED DANSON FIXES FRIDGES GETS STAR

HOLLYWOOD – New show Ted Danson Fixes Fridges has got its star: Ted Danson.

Ted Danson is more famous for pouring drinks in Cheers or appearing in the Good Place. But in his new shows he’s going to have a very specific task: fixing your fridge. Every episode an ordinary member of the public is going to have a problem with a fridge. They’ll call a special hotline and Ted Danson will come over to the house, diagnose the problem and fix the fridge.

The guy who turned up in Saving Private Ryan and made you say ‘Fuck is that Ted Danson from Cheers’ spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec:

The concept is crazy. But very relate-able. We all own fridges and sometimes, life being imperfect, those fridges don’t work.

Have you had any training fixing fridges?

No, none whatsoever.

So how are you going to do it?

Therein lies the entertainment. I mean I’m going to give it my best shot, but it will mostly be guess work. I don’t know. How difficult can it be to fix a fridge?

Pretty difficult. Otherwise we wouldn’t need to call anyone.

You have a point there.

Ted Danson Fixes Fridges is on HULU.

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT TURNS UP TO FORCE AWAKENS PREMIERE DRESSED LIKE KERMIT

HOLLYWOOD – Star of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For and 50/50, Joseph Gordon-Levitt turned up to the Star Wars: Force Awakens première in Los Angeles tonight, dressed like a Muppet.

In some sad sack Cosplay attempt, Joseph Gordon-Levitt turned up to the first screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens dressed in his pyjamas and with his face green and some home-made ears. A stormtrooper standing by told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY:

I really liked Looper, but today Joseph Gordon Levitt was a sad embarrassment to the very serious business of Cosplay. We dedicate our time and energy to getting our costumes precisely accurate, but Levitt turns up and the asshole’s got the wrong movie.

Cheers and Hunger Games star, Woody Harrelson defended the actor saying, ‘Maybe he thought Kermit was in the picture.’ But everyone knows that Harrelson is always high so an endorsement from his mouth is almost worse than nothing. When asked what on earth he was thinking turning up to a Star Wars event dressed as a Muppet, Gordon-Levitt laughed it off:

Right, Muppet! Fantastic. After four hundred years so Kermity you will be. Ha ha!

Everyone agreed that it made no sense whatsoever. Noted linguist Noam Chomsky posted a video on YouTube criticizing Gordon-Levitt’s syntax. ‘It’s all wrong,’ he concluded.

Could this be the end of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s career?

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