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farts

FARTS OF THE STARS

HOLLYWOOD – Following the Carey Mulligan Fart Off, the question on everyone’s lips is: what do the stars farts smell of? Only...

carey mulligan

CAREY MULLIGAN TO PLAY WOLVERINE

HOLLYWOOD – News from the X-Men universe has it that Carey Mulligan is to play the new Wolverine in X-Men: Apocalypse. The 30 year...

human centipede

HUMAN CENTIPEDE: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL

BELGIUM – Tom Six’s The Human Centipede follows in the footsteps of Billy Elliot and Spider-man to become the latest movie to...

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DRIVE REMIXED WITH CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG

HOLLYWOOD – Following the success of a BBC remix by Zane Lowe, Nicolas Winding Refn is to re-release Drive Remixed, featuring a...

EMILIA CLARKE BECOMES LODGE MOTHER OF THE JOLLY BASTARDS

HOLLYWOOD – You’ll know her as Daenerys Targarayen on HBO’s Game of Thrones, but British born actress Emilia Clarke today...

STARS WHO PICK THEIR NOSES

STARS WHO PICK THEIR NOSES (AND EAT IT)

HOLLYWOOD – Brad Pitt does it. Ethan Hawke, Matt Damon and Carey Mulligan do it. They’re all doing it. The new craze that is...

INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS ‘NOT A PORN MOVIE’

LONDON – The Coen Brothers‘ new film Inside Llewyn Davis ‘is not a porn movie’, insists star Oscar Isaac.  Talking...

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH REPLIES TO JULIAN ASSANGE

   UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Now everybody knows that Benedict Cumberbatch received an email from Wikileaks founder Julian Assange...

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CAREY MULLIGAN VOWS TO KILL PAPARAZZO

HOLLYWOOD – Waif-like pixie star of fragile beauty Carey Mulligan – star of An Education, Drive and The Great Gatsby –...

ROYAL BABY BIOPIC GREEN LIT

LONDON – Only days have passed since the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton and Prince William Windsor spawned Prince George...

FILM VERSION OF JEFF WAYNE’S WAR OF THE WORLDS MUSICAL GREEN LIT

LONDON – Ullllaaaaa! The Martians are coming! Tom Hooper has announced that following the success of Les Misérables he will be...

CANNES DIARY. DAY 5

plotting mayhem CANNES – You remember in War of the Worlds where there’s a massive noise of mass destruction and they...

REVIEW: THE GREAT GATSBY

The guy who died in Romeo and Juliet and Titanic is back – and this time he’s brought Spiderman. Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire)...

POLL RESULTS: WHO SHOULD PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY IN THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE?

Ageing martial artists and ‘so crap its good’ postmodern ironic like icon, Chuck Norris would according to our esteemed...