BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: DEATH TO THE STUDIO EXEC












HOLLYWOOD – It’s nice when your readers say lovely things about you. Sure you don’t believe any of them because years of petty drug abuse has made you paranoid and you’re no longer able to accept a compliment without thinking ‘WHAT DO THESE BASTARDS WANT FROM ME?’ Still, during the rare but beautiful moments of clarity we appreciate every single positive comment we have ever received. Then again if there was any comedy in pretty rainbows and mawkish sentimentality Saturday Night Live would be funny so here is a bunch of comments from a bunch of people who want us dead.