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MASSIVE OSCARS UPSET

HOLLYWOOD – Tonight the Academy for Motion Sickness and Something Something caused massive controversy and consternation in the...

PLAY THE STUDIO EXEC OSCARS DRUG GAME

We all love Oscar night. The glitz, the glamour, the yearly wheeling out of Jack Nicholson; but as a television spectacle it can be a mind...

ben affleck

BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 16: BEN AFFLECK

MALIBU – Ben Affleck bounces into the breakfast bar of the Hilton and glances around at the assembled diners before passing through...

OSCARS CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST

 The 2013 Academy Awards was cancelled this morning after a poll by the New York Times suggested that 99.92798 % of the population of the...

THE CLOONEY BIN 4

Dear George I’d like to thank you for being executive producer on ARGO. I’m having to build a new shelf in my house because...

ARGO IS THE IMDB NUMBER 1 GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME

LONDON – After last night’s double BAFTA win Ben Affleck’s passport caper Argo shot to the top of the IMDB rankings...

ARGO ACTION FIGURES CAUSE CONTROVERSY

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck’s multiple award winning film Argo is at the centre of a row similar to that which recently engulfed...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES: 15. SEAN PENN

Eggs (over easy), bacon, ham, pork sausages, ham, coffee, whisky (drunk from broken bottle) He has long been one of the most intelligent...

CIA TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD AT THE OSCARS

It was confirmed today that the CIA will  be awarded a lifetime achievement award at the 85th Academy Awards (also popularly known as...

BEN AFFLECK’S GIANT HEAD TO GO AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

After the award success of ARGO. Ben Affleck has decided to embark on a quest to become the first man to go around the world in 80 days...

OPRAH/ARMSTRONG:THE MOVIE

Director Ron Howard has announced his next project will be a full length feature based around the controversial Oprah Winfrey/Lance...

PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON’S REACTION TO AFFLECK GOLDEN GLOBES WIN

COEN BROTHERS ATTACK AFFLECK

HOLLYWOOD – The bad boys of middlebrow cinema, the Coen Brothers, launched a scathing attack against Ben Affleck today during an...

TOP FIVE END OF WORLD MOVIES

Nice weather for it HOLLYWOOD – To celebrate the imminent end of days as predicted by idiots Studio Exec offers this definitive (I...