5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT MILEY CYRUS

HOLLYWOOD – The Studio Exec FACT machine turns its attention to Miley Cyrus, star of the VMA awards, twerker extraordinaire and the Wrecking Ball herself smashing the musical establishment to ‘sexy’ smithereens!

1. Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are in fact the same person! Although she tried to keep the identities separate for years – with the help of her friends Lily and Oliver – the double life finally became insupportable and her secret was revealed to the world with tragic consequences. 

2. Although only relatively young, the pop star and actress has already had a biopic made about her. The 2010 Duplass Brothers movie Cyrus, however, was a flop after the directors took the bizarre decision of casting Jonah Hill as the waif like singer!

3. It was a surprise that Miley Cyrus showed an inclination towards music as her father is Billy Ray Cyrus. However it was less of a surprise that she’s not very good at it. 

4. Angered by Miley Cyrus’ use of the word ‘literally’ to mean ‘figuratively’, Sinead O’Connor once got the Pope to tear up a picture of Miley Cyrus on Saturday Night Live, or something. 

5. Robin Thicke is actually Miley Cyrus’ grandfather. And what many people saw as OTT provocation was actually a very sophisticated j’accuse and a coded cry for help. Teddy Bears? Hmmmm?

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MILEY CYRUS APPEARS IN PUBLIC WEARING CLOTHES

HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus shocked passers by in West Hollywood this morning when she was seen walking around, wearing clothes, with her tongue apparently inside her mouth and not a twerk in sight.

The incident was caught on camera and eye witnesses came forward to confirm that the clothed woman was indeed Miley Cyrus. 67 year old Shalet Barnes  was walking her dog, Hampton, when she spied the diminutive popster and Billy Ray Cyrus progeny apparently ‘walking down the street’:

I almost didn’t recognize her. She was moving normally and she didn’t once shock or outrage me and I’m like a top class Christian type. She wasn’t even licking a power tool. Who does she think she is?

Liam Hemsworth – Miley’s estranged fiance and Hunger Games bit part player – tweeted that he was ‘shocked and disappointed’ at what he perceived to be ‘Miley’s insatiable need to occasionally wear clothes’. In a heartfelt (his agent said) message, Hemsworth appealed to Miley to remember all the little girls who look up to her as a role model and might not put out so easily now.

Miley Cyrus’ new film Shits and Giggles is due out in 2014, for more on that story CLICK HERE.