HOLLYWOOD – Shia LaBeouf did not get arrested yesterday, reports confirm.

Transformers and American Honey actor, Shia LaBeouf didn’t spend the night in a jail cell after having not been arrested in the early hours of Saturday morning. He was not seen in a state of public intoxication, nor was he approached by police officers. He failed completely to abuse them verbally and was not restrained. It was not part of an art installation and he has not apologized this morning.

He did not say:

I have let down my fans and I want to say I am deeply sorry for any offence my actions caused. I’ve been working really hard and I have this bad back. The medication for my back had a bad effect on the beers I had at a friend’s birthday party. I’m sorry about that.

That statement was not released. Co-star and friend Megan Fox did not offer her sympathies. She didn’t say:

Shia is going through a lot at the moment and more than anything he needs everyone to step back a bit and give the guy some room.

Shia La Beouf will not be seen in Krispy Face Slap which isn’t released in 2018.