5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT JAMES FRANCO

HOLLYWOOD – Everybody thinks they know James Franco – the novel, the Nobel prize for everything and the crazy narcissism – but what do we really know?

I mean, really? Well here are five facts you never knew about James Franco.

1. James Franco is not only an actor who wowed audiences with his range in such films as Spider-man 3, Spider-man and Spider-man 2, he’s also a novelist, a poet, an artist, a film director and a model. 

2. James Franco is not only a novelist, he’s also a poet, an artist, a film director, a model and an actor who wowed audiences with his depth in such films as Spider-man 3, Spider-man 2 and Spider-man.

3. James Franco is not only a model, he’s also a novelist, a poet, an artist, a film director and an actor who wowed audiences with his chameleon like abilities in such films as Spider-man 3, Spider-man and Spider-man 2

4.  James Franco is not only a film director, he’s also a novelist, a poet, an artist, and a model and an actor who wowed with his subtlety audiences in such films as Spider-man 3, Spider-man 2 and Spider-man 2

5.  James Franco is not only an artist, he’s also a novelist, a poet, a film director, a model and an actor who wowed audiences with his ability to inhabit a role in such films as Spider-man 2, Spider-man 2 and Spider-man 2

For more FACTS on everything from this to that click HERE! 

JAMES FRANCO WINS THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR EVERYTHING

STOCKHOLM – James Franco – novelist, director, poet, artist, visionary and co-star of Pineapple Express – has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Everything.

The announcement took place late last night in a joint statement by the committees in Stockholm, Sweden and Oslo, Norway. The Nobel Academy announced that the special award had been made because:

James Franco is an internationally recognised renaissance man who – like a colossus – straddles the worlds of high art and popular culture. Having perfected acting with his appearance as Harry Osborn/the New Goblin in the Spider-Man films, he has intervened in art, with a show at the Venice Biennale which even made Marina Abramovic sit still for a moment, and literature with his new novel Actor’s Anonymous (read an extract HERE). However, his crowning achievement and lasting claim to immortality will undoubtedly be his Gucci fragrance for men advertising campaign in which he boldly stated that it was ‘made to measure’.

James Franco on hearing the news made the comment: ‘Yeah, like pffffff… Awards, right?’ Some have criticised the Academy, claiming that the award is an attempt to offset the damage done by their awarding  the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama in 2009.

James Franco’s Cure for Cancer should be available early next year. 

 

JAMES FRANCO’S ACTOR’S ANONYMOUS (EXCERPT)

PALO ALTO – James Franco, as well as being an actor, an artist, a poet, an actor, a director, a mountaineer of the soul, a pot-holer of the Zeitgeist and an actor, is also now a novelist.

The Studio Exec have got an exclusive extract of his new book, Actor’s Anonymous.

I am an actor. I am in you. Everybody is in me. You don’t believe me? Don’t believe me. I have more money than you. Look at my friends. They have more money than you. 

I am Jack Nicholson. I am Al Pacino. I am Marlon Brando. I am Adam Sandler. Wait, maybe not Adam Sandler. 

If you are a movie actor, expect people to treat you like a fool. An intelligent prop. People will think you are the role that you play. If you smoke pot, you’re a stoner. If you kiss a dude, you’re (pffff) gay. If you try and kill Spider-man, that’s the end of your career. (Ha, ha!) No, but really it is.

Tell me what accent to use. Tell me what costume to where. I’ll read whatever you put in front of me. But I won’t understand it much. Nor enjoy it. I used to care how I look. I don’t care so much any more. Maybe it’s because I’m so James Franco.  

Actor’s Anonymous is released on the 15th of October, 2013.