HOLLYWOOD – The Studio Exec has announced that following his win in Nevada, Larry Vaughn is the only Presidential candidate who can take this country back.
The Studio Exec has largely tried to stay above the political fray that is currently sweeping our great nation. Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton on the part of the Democrats and Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz on the part of the GOP have been locked in endless coil, littering our newspapers and the internet with copious amounts of entertainment: none of it amusing, some of it scary. His surprise triumph in the Republican Primaries in Nevada has seen previously little known mayor Larry Vaughn thrust into the national limelight. And the Studio Exec has decided.
Only Larry can save this country and keep the beaches open. After all, Larry is a friend of business – more so perhaps than Donald Trump. He has a good relationship with law enforcement, able to control the law and make sure that it does his bidding. He has a good rapport also with the locals. If you need a shark fisherman, Larry knows where to go, or at least he used to. The last one died. Larry Vaughn isn’t exactly a man you can trust, but he is a politician and I’d rather have a politician run the country than a fictional character like Donald Trump.
I will be wielding the considerable power of The Studio Exec media empire and placing it at Larry’s disposal.
After all, his kids were on that beach too.