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STAR TREK 3: SCRIPT LEAK

STAR TREK 3: SCRIPT LEAK

HOLLYWOOD – News in that Simon Pegg is co-writing Star Trek 3 with Doug Jung, and the Studio Exec is proud to be able to EXCLUSIVELY reveal the first draft.

EXT. SPACE – NIGHT

The Starship Enterprise is surrounded by KLINGON vessels.

They are firing their weapons at the badly damaged ship.

INT. BRIDGE – NIGHT

The bridge is a wreck. Spock is wounded and Captain Kirk sits bleeding in his swivelly chair.

SULU

Deflector shields are at 5 % Captain.

SPOCK

The ship will be destroyed in precisely thirty seconds.

KIRK (on the intercom)

Scotty, you have to get us out of here.

INT. ENGINE ROOM – NIGHT

Scotty is working heroically to fix the engine.

SCOTTY

I told you the engines couldnae handle it, but does he listen? No. And this is what happens.

KIRK (on the intercom)

Scotty, please! You have to save us, with your amazing Scottish ingenuity.

SCOTTY

Oh, so I’m not just comic relief?

INT. BRIDGE – NIGHT

KIRK
No. You’re an integral part of the crew. In fact it’s time you got a promotion.

SPOCK
That would be logical captain.

UHURA

Can I also just add that I’ve always been in love with you Scotty,

and if we come through this then I’m yours you hear, all yours!

SPOCK

That isn’t so logical.

INT. ENGINE ROOM – NIGHT

SCOTTY

The engines are back on line.

INT. BRIDGE – NIGHT

KIRK
Warp factor 5 Mr. Scott.

SCOTTY

I’m sorry, Captain?

KIRK

No, you’re right. I’m no longer fit to command with my recklessness

and callous inability to appreciate the people who actually make

things happen on my ship. Warp factor 5 Captain Scott.

SCOTTY

Aye, aye, Mr. Kirk!

EXT. SPACE – NIGHT

The Starship Enterprise flies away at warp speed.

The END

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