SOFIA VERGARA EXPLODES!
You don’t hire an actress as hot as Vergara with her quirky comedy stylings without taking precautions, I think this has been an accident waiting to happen…but would they listen? Hell no! They wanted to ride that titillation train all the way to disaster. A smokin’ Latino body like that; busty and supple with the added sass of a mature lady being fed lines by an award winning team of comedy writers? Heck it gives me shivers just thinking about it.
It’s all in my original assessment to ABC, which I compiled, without payment by the way, for pubic safety. Firstly you have to keep that ass on ‘lockdown’ which means heightened security on set and making sure the buxom temptress is kept away when not required for filming. Secondly you have to regulate the set temperature in accordance with the sultry atmosphere created by a textbook ten out of ten fox…hey man, is it hot in here or is it just me? Can someone get me a glass of water?
More on this story as it develops.