SIR ALEX FERGUSON TO DIRECT JFK SEQUEL
‘Aliens,’ said an adamant Sir Alex:
Specifically the Annunaki from the Planet Nibiru. It’s a complicated theory but basically the Annunaki were able to receive television signals from earth and developed a fascination with Marilyn Monroe. When they discovered she had been found dead and the Kennedy’s were culpable they captured Lyndon B Johnson, replaced him with a robot and hatched a plan to kill the President.
The evidence has always been there but nobody wants to admit it. Look at Lee Harvey Oswald. I have the original copy of his autopsy report which clearly states the man had more in common with an octopus than a human being. The Annunaki are an amphibian race. End of Story.
I’m the chairman of The Smoking Gun Society we meet up on the first Thursday of every month and discuss our theories. Noam Chomsky is a member as is Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking and Diego Maradona. If you think my theories are wild you should hear Diego talk how the energy companies are suppressing various perpetual motion devices. He’s passionate about the subject.