ROME – Former Italian Prime Minister and pocket sized sleaze-gland Silvio Berlusconi is due to make his feature film debut in a remake of the Richard Gere/Julia Roberts classic Pretty Woman.
The new film will feature the ex-Prime Minister falling for the hooker with the heart of gold, a subject he has called ‘semi-autobiographical’. However, Silvio has demanded some changes to the original. Speaking to Italian Cultural magazine Che Schiffo! the cruise ship singer turned media mogul turned politician had this to say:
Julia Roberts was very pretty in the original, but she was also quite old. She was what 22-23. Basically she was middle aged and ready to apply for her free bus pass. Instead, a young virile man like me has a need for a young girl. A young innocent girl with all the purity of youth and really big tits.
Pretty Little Girl is due to be released in 2015.