SERIAL KILLER INTERIOR DESIGNS (PROMOTIONAL POST)
HOLLYWOOD – A rare promotional post that helps keep Studio Exec afloat.
Hi, I’m James Gumm, managing director of Serial Killer Interior Designs. We are the leaders in this exciting new field of cutting edge innovation, design and vision.
Our team of highly trained experts will lead you through the step by step process of taking your unused living space, your cellar say, or your cellar, and turning it into your very own Serial Killer Den.
Whether it’s the clean modernist lines of a Girl with the Dragon Tattoo murder room, the industrial wasteland of the Hostel movies or the more traditional collection of broken dolls, religious memorabilia and bone sculptures of Seven and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we have ideas and plans to serve even the most depraved tastes.
Partially decomposed body in a bath? No, problem. Collections of snakes in shoe boxes? You’ve come to the right place. Jars? I think we’ve got some lying around.
So don’t hesitate: contact us today and take advantage of our special Southern Gothic offer to celebrate True Detective, made entirely of twigs.
‘It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.’