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Thursday 4 June 2020
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ON SET: LINCOLN

...cried out in pain. “ You’re costing us a hundred thousand a day with this bullshit and I don’t give a rats ass how...

THE JACK NICHOLSON COOKBOOK: Toast

...earth. Well, I’ll tell you folks. It ain’t the Oscars, the ladies or the fine Cuban Cigars that get my...

golden globes

POMPEII SNUBBED AT GOLDEN GLOBES

...widely heard rumor that it might take home a record breaking 14 Oscars, beating Peter Jackson’s slightly inferior...

JOSEPH FIENNES

FIRST LOOK AT SPIKE LEE’S THE JOSEPH FIENNES STORY

...the new project: I like Joseph Fiennes. I love him in everything he’s ever been in, especially Flash Forward. But frankly...

MERYL STREEP TO GET OSCAR CATEGORY TO HERSELF

...be the only nominee, so I’ll have to practice my secretly disappointed but filled with admiration for the just victor face. The...

Joaquin phoenix

PETA ACCIDENTALLY/ON PURPOSE DROWN JOAQUIN PHOENIX

...they were filming a new version of the advert banned from the Oscars telecast which they were hoping to use to launch a...

selma

HP LOVECRAFT’S FILM REVIEWS: SELMA

...whose gentle cadences are but a covering for foul and depraved intentions. Fortunately, the Oscars is one of the few...

THE RAILWAY MAN: REVIEW

...directed Oscars would have been expected Sure it will pick up aBAFTA Best screenplay and best screen actor Because the...

seth macfarlane

SETH MACFARLANE ADDRESSES UN ON BOOBS

...a feminist! Take Beyonce. I mean please, take Beyonce, ah ha, yeah. [SILENCE] Erm. It’s like when I did that song at the...

DR DOOM DESTROYS HOLLYWOOD

...award nominations and quite frankly, I’m disgusted. No best picture nomination for The Master, no best supporting nomination for...

kanye west

KANYE WEST TELLS PAUL MCCARTNEY ‘BEYONCE WAS BEST BEATLE’

...tuna fish that he liked so much that comes in the tins. Kanye West will be next interrupting an acceptance speech at the...

awards season

AWARDS SEASON TO BLAME FOR DROP IN FILM PRODUCTION

...Sandler, Owen Wilson and Kevin James. Those boys just keep their heads down and knock out hit after hit after hit of un-award-worthy...

SETH MCFARLANE HIRED TO BE FIRED AND REPLACED WITH BILLY CRYSTAL

...such excuse, apparently having ballsed up without any help from the City Slickers star. When asked why he was so intent on hosting the...

dope test

HOLLYWOOD TO INTRODUCE COMPULSORY DOPE TESTS

...gaining an advantage on those of us who prefer clean living and Christian values. If we could take away Oscars...