SEAN HANNITY / RUSSELL BRAND CEASEFIRE COLLAPSES
HOLLYWOOD – The ceasefire between British comedian Russell Brand and Fox News commentator Sean Hannity broke down in the early hours of this morning with Sean Hannity launching a massive ‘you’re a D List actor’ bombardment followed by a ‘more famous for your failed marriage to Katy Perry’ ground assault.
The attack was in response to what Fox News called Mr. Brand’s ‘unacceptable criticism of one of the most esteemed and objective voices in journalism’ via a YouTube video which lobbed rocket after rocket against Ken doll vanity. Fox News issued the following statement:
Sean Hannity is a voice for reason and calm. He is a promoter of fair debate and indeed balanced argument. We would go so far as to say his barrel-like torso encapsulates the ‘fair and balanced’ dictum that we would have written in Latin if we wanted to.
Russell Brand has for years promoted his left-leaning, anarchist views via his work on the internet, his stand up comedy and radio shows. He has been open about digging a series of tunnels into the mainstream media landscape, but even some on the left condemned his participation in the Adam Sandler atrocity Bedtime Stories as one step too far.
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