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SCRIPT LEAK:WAYNE’S WORLD 3

SCRIPT LEAK:WAYNE’S WORLD 3




Int: Wayne’s flat

A MISERABLE LOOKING, BEARDED WAYNE ENTERS HIS FLAT WEARING A HAIR NET AND A BLOOD STAINED APRON. HE HAS A TAG ON HIS APRON WHICH SAYS  ‘MICK’S MEAT PACKING COMPANY’


HE TAKES OFF HIS HAIR NET AND APRON AND PUTS ON HIS USUAL CAP. HE GOES TO THE FREEZER, TAKES OUT A FROZEN PIZZA AND PUTS IT IN THE MICROWAVE. HE THEN OPENS THE CUPBOARD, REMOVES A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AND TAKES A LARGE GLUG FROM THE BOTTLE.

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Int: Wayne’s flat

WAYNE WAKES UP ON HIS SOFA. THE PIZZA IS ON A PLATE ON THE FLOOR HALF EATEN AND THE BOTTLE OF SCOTCH IS ALMOST EMPTY. HE PICKS UP THE BOTTLE AND FINISHES IT IN ONE GULP. THE DOOR BELL GOES AND WAYNE LIGHTS A CIGARETTE AND STUMBLES TOWARDS THE DOOR. IT’S GARTH WHO APPEARS TO HAVE UNDERGONE A SEX CHANGE OPERATION.

Wayne
Hi Debbie

Garth/Debbie
Hi Wayne

GARTH AND WAYNE WALK THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM INTO WAYNE’S BEDROOM

Int: Wayne’s Bedroom

THE BEDROOM IS MESSY. THERE IS A COMPUTER SET UP IN THE CORNER WITH TWO STOOLS, A GUITAR AND A SMALL ELECTRONIC DRUM KIT. WAYNE AND GARTH SIT DOWN.

Wayne
How many viewers did we get last week?

Garth/Debbie
Like, fifteen.

Wayne
No way!

Garth/Debbie
Way!

Wayne
Excellent!

WAYNE PUT’S OUT HIS CIGARETTE, OPENS A CAN OF BEER AND TAKES A LONG GLUG. HE THEN PICKS UP HIS GUITAR AND GARTH PICKS UP HIS DRUM STICKS.

Garth/Debbie
Are you ready?

Wayne
Ready.

Both (singing)
       It’s Wayne’s World. Podcast. Party time. Excellent. Nur, nur, nur, nur.
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