SCRIPT LEAK: HOUSE OF CARDS FINAL SEASON
Chad Sternberger
Dec 4, 2017
HOLLYWOOD – House of Cards final season has been confirmed, but they’ve had a script leak.
The final season of House of Cards is to go ahead, starring Robin Wright. The Studio Exec has received a leaked copy of the first episode.
INT. OVAL OFFICE. DAY.
Claire UNDERWOOD sits at the desk. Enter Doug STAMPER.
DOUG
Mrs Underwood.
CLAIRE
When is President Underwood due back from the totally normal trade talks he went to?
DOUG
Any minute now. Actually that sounds like him now.
SOUND of Helicopter ROTOR BLADES overhead.
EXT. ROSE GARDEN. DAY.
Claire and Doug go outside as the President’s helicopter comes in to land. The helicopter suddenly EXPLODES.
CLAIRE
Oh no. Francis’ helicopter just exploded, probably definitely killing him.
DOUG
There won’t be anything left of him.
CLAIRE
Not even a contractually obligatory Exec Producer credit.
They return into the Oval Office.
INT. OVAL OFFICE. DAY.
A young woman stands waiting for them.
CARRIE
Hello Madam President.
CLAIRE
Who are you?
CARRIE
I’m Carrie Mathison from Homeland. I’m here to begin a cat and mouse intrigue with sleeper agent Doug Stamper.
CLAIRE
Doug? I thought I was the sleeper agent.
CARRIE
Gotcha.
CLAIRE
Rats!
FINE
