HOLLYWOOD – Today Scott Baio returned home to Obscuristania to a hero’s welcome.
Following his appearance at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio, Scott Baio has returned home to a hero’s welcome to his home country of Obscuristania, a small sovereign island nation off the coast of Medicoritia. Jon Voigt welcomed Baio home, along with Kelsey Grammer.
It’s amazing to see on of our own go out there and make a real impact on the world. I love everything Scott has done, from Happy Days to Zapped, but this was probably our proudest moment. Many were saying that he should have his passport cancelled – after all we’re not big on exposure here – but I think it will only be a matter of days before he fits right back in.
Scott Baio has been living in Obscuristania since the early 90s.