TEXAS – Sources have confirmed that after a delicious meal in a welcoming family friendly setting, organizers of this years Scientific and Technical Oscars have decided to hold the award ceremony at TGI Fridays.
Speaking from their comfortable booth in a flagship branch of the universally loved food chain, a spokesperson had this to say:
Have you tried the fried mozzarella? No, go on there’s more than enough to go around. Just jump in with your hands!
What do you think are the main benefits of hosting the awards in this specific Texan branch?
First and fore-mostly the Cajun shrimp and chicken pasta: an affordable dish that I just can’t imagine anyone turning their nose up at. I mean come on, here, sniff this Cajun Alfredo sauce, am I right?
Mmmmmmm, granted that does smell good. But how do you think the sci-tech movie community will take the relocation?
‘Scuse me? can I get another round of Jack Daniel’s ribs? Heck I just can’t get enough of ’em! You were saying? Oh yeah, the technicians of the movie industry work hard and I’ll be damned if they don’t deserve to cut loose come award season. When the special effects team behind the groundbreaking movie Gravity get their first look at the Southwest jalapeño burger they’re gonna realize that all that work really meant something you know?
After ordering another portion of double stack quesadillas the spokesperson confirmed that the ceremony would also take place mid-week to take full advantage of ‘Martini Wednesday’.
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