RYAN REYNOLDS’ EYES ARE ‘TOO CLOSE TOGETHER’
HOLLYWOOD – Today it was revealed that Canadian heart throb and RIPD star Ryan Reynolds had eyes that were ‘too close together’.
Prof. Paul Gattis – a scientist from NASA – said that it looked as if ‘someone had surgically transplanted a fourteen year old’s face onto the head of a thirty something man. Like in that John Travolta movie. You know the one!’
For years the Green Hornet Lantern star has been plagued by criticism that his ocular proximity impeded any enjoyment a viewer might take in his films, whereas other’s claimed that it actually served to distract people from the lack of talent when it came to something as basic as line reading. However, the confirmation that Ryan Reynolds’ eyes are too close together will lend weight to other criticisms that ‘he looks funny’ and is ‘creepy.’
However, many leaped to Mr. Ryans’ defence. Milly Arscnit reminded everyone that:
Ryan Reynolds is the best actor Vancouver has ever produced in 1976 who appeared in The Green Hornet.
You mean Lantern.
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