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ROMNEY PREPARES FOR DEBATES BY WATCHING TORTURE PORN

ROMNEY PREPARES FOR DEBATES BY WATCHING TORTURE PORN

WASHINGTON – An aid to Governor Romney said that in preparation to tonight’s historic Presidential debate, the Romney camp screened the Hostel trilogy and The Human Centipede: 1 & 2.

‘We did start by you know doing talking points and memorizing statistics, but then Mitt got bored and so to get him in the zone we watched some splatter,’ said Tobe Mickell.

The move seems to have been taken straight from the Obama camp playbook where it is well known that President Obama often indulges in Saw marathons before keynote speeches.

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