ROGUE ONE TICKETS ONLY HIDDEN IN CHOCOLATE BARS
HOLLYWOOD – If you want a ticket for Star Wars: Rogue One, you better start eating chocolate.
Controversially, the tickets for the new Star Wars Anthology movie, Rogue One, will only be made available hidden in chocolate bars. No one knows which brand of chocolate bar will hide the ‘golden tickets’, but there will be no other way of gaining admission accept to find the tickets so get eating!
A spokesperson for Disney explained the ticketing strategy:
We lost Gene Wilder this year. So, here at Disney we were trying to think of a fitting way of paying tribute. We decided we would re-enact a part of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Strangely for us, we hadn’t worked out a specific marketing deal with some confectionery company so late at night we went into all of them and hid all the tickets. If you’re diabetic or don’t like chocolate, I guess you can get the Blu-Ray.
Already a fat German boy, a spoiled brat and a boy who calls himself Mike TV have found tickets.