RAY DONOVAN SHOT DEAD BY JACK NICHOLSON
It looks like Donovan was trying to plant drugs in Mr Nicholson’s house which is kind of stupid. That’s like planting bibles in a church. Everybody knows that Mr Nicholson has dabbled a few times in his life but what are you going to do, arrest Jack Nicholson for possession of coke? If you’re going to take that line you’d have to arrest Sharon Stone for having tits.
I’m good friends with Jack and I wish him no harm. He might have slept with my wife but I forgive him. I think it’s important to be mature about these things. I mean sure I have fantasies about him being in prison and getting nightly conjugal visits from an over eager cell mate, but that doesn’t mean I actually want it to happen. I don’t pray for it on a hourly basis or anything it just occasionally crosses my mind a few times a day.
I warned him. I warn them all but nobody listens to the Irishman any more. Anyway fellas thanks for coming out to see me but I’m late for an appointment to get my crotch shampooed.