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PORN INDUSTRY: NO PETRAEUS PARODY PLANNED

PORN INDUSTRY: NO PETRAEUS PARODY PLANNED
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HOLLYWOOD – The American Federation of Adult Motion Picture Entertainment took the unusual step of issuing a statement this morning claiming that their ‘members’ have no intention of making a Porn Parody movie of the Petraeus affair.
It will not be entitled DP: The Surge and will not star Rocco Sefredi as General David (DP) Petrocksoff who will not be involved in a menage a trois with a Florida socialite called Jill Titty and a biographer called Paula Blowwell, who will not be writing a book about the general called All In: The Education of General Petrocksoff.

‘It’s too obvious. You know we have some style,’ said Corey Bigdick. ‘General Petraeus is an American hero and this kind of sleazy prurience and cheap punning we can leave to those who genuinely enjoy it. The tabloid press, cable news channels, and movie parody sites.’

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