PHARRELL WILLIAMS LANDS HOGWARTS ROLE

HOLLYWOOD – Happiness Guru and songster Pharrell Williams will appear in the new Hogwarts spin off movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The Studio Exec caught up with the chipper singer in his LA hotel room. 

How do you feel about landing a role in the new film?

Well, I’m a huge Harry Potter fan, I’ve read all the books. Seen the movies like a million times. So, yes, I feel real good about this. 

Do you feel like a hot air balloon that could go to space?

Do I what? Oh, I see. No, that’s good. I mean that’s a lyric from my song.

Would you say that when you heard the news you felt like a room without a roof?

Right. Erm. Again that’s a lyric from my song. So I get it. Yes, if you want to put it that way, yes, I feel happy.

But you’re not clapping your hands?

As I said, those are lyrics from my songs. I don’t…

Clap your f*cking hands!

Hey, not cool, man.

CLAP!

Okay, there you go [CLAPS HAND without ENTHUSIASM]. Happy?

Do you see me clapping my hands?

No.

There’s your answer.

At this point the interview was terminated by the arrival of security and a swift exit via the balcony, beach umbrella, fire escape and swimming pool.  

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them will be released in 2015.

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