PETER CAPALDI: ‘I HAVE FIVE NIPPLES’
LONDON – Doctor Who actor Peter Capaldi has confessed to having five nipples.
Speaking to French cultural magazine Chapeau, Peter Capaldi revealed that he has five nipples.
I first noticed as a child that I had these extra nipples. It was the strangest thing. Most people have two nipples, but I had these three more. They run across my chest. I have to say it gets quite crowded in there. I’m not saying it’s an affliction or anything like that. I mean, when I was young I would worry that it might put off the ladies. But it turns out it’s a real turn on. The more nipples, the merrier, one lassie said. The other advantage is that when I went for auditions I always had an interesting story. All I needed to do was take my shirt off and suddenly I was standing out from the crowd.
Does milk come out of them?
No. No they’re just like ordinary male nipples. This isn’t actually as rare a condition as you might think. The Supernumerary Nipple Association boasts over over five thousand members world wide both men and women. We need to get rid of the shame and have us over-nippled come out of the bloody shadows. Here we are. So what if we have more tits than most?
Capaldi plays the titular time lord in the popular BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who.