WASHINGTON – Netflix to make new show based on President Trump’s cognitive test, entitled: Person Woman Man Camera TV.
President Donald Trump is returning to television with a new Netflix show entitled: Person Woman Man Camera TV. The show to be produced by Mark Burnett will be the first Netflix quiz show. We spoke with a source close to the show:
We’re really excited about this. It’s the first time Netflix have ever done a quiz show, so just that is new territory. The format is going to be very simple. I mean, it kinda has to be. Anyhoot, President Trump is the host. A few laughs, a song and time to meet the contestants. He scores the women and defeats the men in a handshaking competition. Then we go into the animal identification round. The contestants get to see some animals and they have to say what they are.
I know, right. Especially the way Don Jr’s going. Am I right? Then there’s the quick fire round.
Like a series of short questions on general knowledge?
No. We set the studio on fire and the first contestant to notice and shout ‘quick, fire!’ wins ten points. Whoever has the most points goes head to head with President Trump on the remember five words in the correct order challenge.
And what are the prizes?
Well, if the contestant wins, they have to go again until the President wins. If the President wins he gets to sleep with your youngest female relative.
That’s the game. I don’t know where he got it from. Some neighbor in Palm Springs I heard. So, it’s going to be a lot of fun and everyone’s going to see a side of the President that we don’t usually get to see.