DANIEL DAY-LEWIS TO PLAY A SANDWORM IN DUNE
HOLLYWOOD – Daniel Day-Lewis is to come out of retirement to cameo as a Sandworm in Denis Villeneuve’s Dune. “Daniel is...
STEVEN SODERBERGH PLANS CONTAGION 2: CORONAVIRUS
HOLLYWOOD – Steven Soderbergh to make sequel to celebrated disease movie Contagion. The last few weeks Contagion director Steven...
WE ALWAYS HATED HARVEY WEINSTEIN
NEW YORK – Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein is heading for jail, like we said he always would. Harvey Weinstein wasn’t God. He...
Hollywood Legends: Tom Cruise is Gay
The rumours swirled before the internet became a thing. How these rumours spread before we all plugged in must have been a...
MARRIAGE STORY IS ACTUALLY ABOUT A DIVORCE
HOLLYWOOD – Critics brand Noah Baumbach’s new film Marriage Story a lie. Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson new film Marriage...
AFTER BREXIT CHILDREN OF MEN RECLASSIFIED AS DOCUMENTARY
LONDON – Following the shock result of the UK referendum to leave the European Union, the dystopian satire Children of Men has been...
Casino Royale Remake To Feature Only Online Games
Daniel Craig’s time as James Bond is almost up as the aptly named No Time To Die is set to be the actor’s last as 007. It...
FILM TWITTER AGREES TO DISAGREE ON JOKER
THE INTERNET – Joker argument over, says Twitter. In a surprising turnaround, film Twitter has steeled its difference on the new Todd...
NETLFIX BUY THE BBC
LONDON – Streaming giants Netflix today bought the BBC. They continue to conquer the world. Shortly after purchasing the catalogue of...
Spinal Tap 2 Due For Release in 2022
Hollywood – A sequel to the classic 1984 rockumentary This is Spinal Tap is moving into production for a 2022 release. Loosely...
CLINT EASTWOOD MOVES INTO NEW HOUSE
HOLLYWOOD – Clint Eastwood announced today he had bought a new house. Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood has moved from his beautiful...
ALEC BALDWIN DIES IN FLAMES WHEN CELEBRITY ROAST MALFUNCTIONS
HOLLYWOOD – Alec Baldwin engulfed in a ball of fire at Celebrity Roast. Actor and celebrity parking space puncher Alec Baldwin...
BLOCKBUSTERS COMING TO BRITISH CINEMAS
LONDON – Eighties quiz show Blockbusters to play in selected cinemas. A four episode anthology of the popular British quiz show...
DOG THAT WITNESSED LOUIS C.K. JERKING OFF IGNITES NEW #METOO DEBATE
New York – A french bulldog has recently come forward claiming to have witnessed Louis C.K. jerking off in the green room of The...
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