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Thursday 4 June 2020
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WATCHING HBO CAN ENCOURAGE ANAL EXPOSITION SYNDROME

NEW YORK – A group of medical doctors and scientists along with team of consultants, matched with the august professional...

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JULIA ROBERTS SELLS HER SMILE TO THE CHINESE

BEIJING – Following George Lucas’ sale of the Star Wars franchise to Disney, Julia Roberts announced today that the...

BEN AFFLECK

END OF WORLD PREDICTED AS BEN AFFLECK DIRECTS ANOTHER GOOD FILM

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck has frequently been seen as emblematic of the oncoming apocalypse as the rough beast of Revelations slopes...

PLUG PULLED ON MORE COWBOYS AND MORE ALIENS

HOLLYWOOD – More Cowboys and More Aliens, the ill-fated sequel to the ill-fated Science Fiction Western mash up, has been shot in...

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TO DIRECT US ELECTION

WASHINGTON – The end of the US election – due to take place on Tuesday – will be directed by The Sixth Sense director...

MITT ROMNEY’S TOP 5 FILMS.

On the eve of the US Presidential election, Mitt Romney spoke exclusively to Studio Exec about his favourite films.  The Ten...

ON THE ROAD: REVIEW

Joy Division’s lead singer meets up with Tron’s chum who’s in-between a Virgin Suicide and a young nympho vampire. They...

MI6 CRITICISE SKYFALL

LONDON – Sources within MI6 have let it be known that they do not appreciate the new Sam Mendes directed, Daniel Craig starring James...

JOHN CUSACK IS RUSH LIMBAUGH

WASHINGTON  – Hollywood reeled today with the news that John Cusack and Rush Limbaugh are in fact the same person. The actor famed...

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: REVIEW

Sappy banker is thrown in the clink for a crime he didn’t commit and falls in love with a fellow inmate. Wanders around the prison...

THIS MUST BE THE PLACE: REVIEW

Harvey Milk is Robert Smith from The Cure whose married to the sheriff of Fargo but goes all Boys from Brazil when his dad dies, helped by...

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GWYNETH PALTROW SUED BY POT NOODLE

LONDON – Gwyneth Paltrow’s new cookbook ‘5 Minute Delights’ is the center of a lawsuit launched by Pot Noodle, the...

BRYAN SINGER MOVES INTO MATTHEW VAUGHN’S HOUSE

HOLLYWOOD – Having taken over the director’s chair of X-Men: Another Title, Bryan Singer has also moved into Matthew...

SKYFALL: REVIEW

Buggalugs Buggalugs Bond runs, jumps and falls in rivers in an attempt to save the Dench-ist from the hands of Anton Chigurgh.007 is back!...