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Saturday 23 June 2018
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NEW CROP OF IDEAS DISCOVERED: FOOD

HOLLYWOOD – We’ve had films based on novels and plays. And we’ve had films based on comic strips and video games....

KILLING THEM SOFTLY: REVIEW

Joe Black is a mob enforcer who has to find out who knocked over Henry Hill’s card game, calling in Tony Soprano to help him out....

THE THREE AMIGOS ENTER THE GAZA STRIP

JERUSALEM – The conflict between Israel and Palestine took a dramatic turn yesterday after Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned...

ROMNEY BLAMES MEATLOAF FOR ELECTION LOSS

Fixed grin UTAH – In a telephone call to donors, Governor and almost President Mitt Romney explained his failed bid for the White...

DANNY DYER TO STAR IN ‘THERE WILL BE BLOOD’ REMAKE

LONDON – Professional cockney, Danny Dyer, has signed on to take the lead role in Nick Love’s remake of Paul Thomas...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES: 8: KRISTEN STEWART

A bong, animal crackers, pomegranate juice I meet Kristen Stewart in the midst of the publicity tour for her new and final Twilight film:...

STALLONE CHARITY CONCERT TO BUY JCVD GARDEN FURNITURE

‘genuinely hate each other’ HOLLYWOOD – Tonight sees the first Garden Furniture Aid concert, organised by Slvester...

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MORGAN SPURLOCK TO REMAKE SPICE WORLD

LONDON – Mogran Spurlock is to remake Spice World.  Famed documentarian and ginger Zapata-impersonator Morgan Spurlock announced...

CANTERBURY TALES: 9 ½ Weeks

CANTERBURY – Our latest addition to the team is the newly appointed Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby. Not only does the...

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RALPH FIENNES: I ALMOST GAVE UP ACTING AFTER MAID IN MANHATTAN

NEW YORK – Ralph Fiennes today confessed exclusively to Studio Exec that his acting career almost ended with the 2002 romantic comedy...

HANS ZIMMER: ANYONE WHO PLAYS A TUBA OWES ME $50

CHICAGO – Hans Zimmer made the extraordinary announcement this afternoon that anyone who plays the tuba or the trombone, owes him...

ZEMECKIS: POLAR EXPRESS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY

Dead eyes HOLLYWOOD – ‘We could have made it realistic, but I wanted the kids to be really terrified,’ said Robert...

SHOCK NEWS: MIKE MYERS IS ALIVE

MONTREAL – Earlier this morning shocking news hit Hollywood: Canadian comedian and Wayne’s World creator Mike Myers was...

THE SHINING REVEALS RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT RISOTTO

Stir occasionally! HOLLYWOOD – The Shining might not be the best horror movie in the world; it might not even be the best horror...