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Saturday 24 February 2018
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M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TO DIRECT US ELECTION

WASHINGTON – The end of the US election – due to take place on Tuesday – will be directed by The Sixth Sense director...

MITT ROMNEY’S TOP 5 FILMS.

On the eve of the US Presidential election, Mitt Romney spoke exclusively to Studio Exec about his favourite films.  The Ten...

ON THE ROAD: REVIEW

Joy Division’s lead singer meets up with Tron’s chum who’s in-between a Virgin Suicide and a young nympho vampire. They...

MI6 CRITICISE SKYFALL

LONDON – Sources within MI6 have let it be known that they do not appreciate the new Sam Mendes directed, Daniel Craig starring James...

JOHN CUSACK IS RUSH LIMBAUGH

WASHINGTON  – Hollywood reeled today with the news that John Cusack and Rush Limbaugh are in fact the same person. The actor famed...

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: REVIEW

Sappy banker is thrown in the clink for a crime he didn’t commit and falls in love with a fellow inmate. Wanders around the prison...

THIS MUST BE THE PLACE: REVIEW

Harvey Milk is Robert Smith from The Cure whose married to the sheriff of Fargo but goes all Boys from Brazil when his dad dies, helped by...

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GWYNETH PALTROW SUED BY POT NOODLE

LONDON – Gwyneth Paltrow’s new cookbook ‘5 Minute Delights’ is the center of a lawsuit launched by Pot Noodle, the...

BRYAN SINGER MOVES INTO MATTHEW VAUGHN’S HOUSE

HOLLYWOOD – Having taken over the director’s chair of X-Men: Another Title, Bryan Singer has also moved into Matthew...

SKYFALL: REVIEW

Buggalugs Buggalugs Bond runs, jumps and falls in rivers in an attempt to save the Dench-ist from the hands of Anton Chigurgh.007 is back!...

RUST AND BONE: REVIEW

Edith Piaf gets her legs bitten off by Free Willy but rediscovers her will to live after meeting with a Belgian Rocky Balboa, with whom she...

TREE OF LIFE: REVIEW

The ‘oh come off it’ moment, Benjamin Button marries Jessica Chestain and squirts out sprogs. One grows up to be Harvey Milk,...

THE MASTER: REVIEW

Johnny Cash meets Truman Capote, author of Battlefield Earth, who tries to get Cash to believe the kind of crap John Travolta and Tom...

GENE HACKMAN’S REIGN OF TERROR

SANTA FE – Hollywood legend Gene Hackman is wanted for questioning by the Santa Fe police department this morning after reports that...