THE OSCARS WILL BE MADE OF CHOCOLATE THIS YEAR

HOLLYWOOD – The Oscars to hand out statuettes made of edible chocolate in 2016 ceremony. The Academy Awards – popularly known as the Oscars – are due to be presented on the 28th of February, 2016, but the statuettes handed out will not be the same as in years past. Usually the statuettes handed out to … Continue reading “THE OSCARS WILL BE MADE OF CHOCOLATE THIS YEAR”

COUNTDOWN TO 2016 OSCARS BEGINS

HOLLYWOOD – The 2015 Academy Awards are over, but now the race is on for the 2016 Oscars and the Studio Exec has its FACT squad standing by. 1. Michael Keaton will receive a nomination for Batman 4. Admittedly, there have been other Batmans and we’re not sure how the numbers add up, but the … Continue reading “COUNTDOWN TO 2016 OSCARS BEGINS”

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE 2015 OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – So the Dolby Theater has been hosed down and returned to its daytime occupation as headquarters to the International Illuminati, but what did we learn from the 2015 Oscars? We sent the Studio Exec FACT squad into the after parties and green room to see what we could see. 1. Filling in for the … Continue reading “WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE 2015 OSCARS”

OSCARS: BEASTMASTER CANCELS

HOLLYWOOD – The Beastmaster has cancelled as host of the Oscars, leading to his replacement by original choice Neil Patrick Harris. The Beastmaster had shocked everyone by agreeing to take part in the ceremony, despite having shunned the Academy Awards for years after the biopic based on his life failed to gain any nominations. Excitement had … Continue reading “OSCARS: BEASTMASTER CANCELS”

KANYE WEST TO CO-HOST OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Rapper Kanye West is going to co-host the 87th Motion Picture Academy Awards, or Oscars as they prefer to be known. Following the shock replacement of Neil Patrick Harris with the Beastmaster  earlier this week comes the news that the Beastmaster will be joined by a musical co-host, Kanye West. The Beastmaster spoke EXCLUSIVELY to … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TO CO-HOST OSCARS”

BEASTMASTER TO HOST OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – In a surprise move it was revealed today that the Oscars will no longer be hosted by Neil Patrick Harris, who has moved aside to be replaced by Beastmaster. The How I Met Your Mother star spoke EXCLUSIVELY to Studio Exec about the shift: Of course I was really excited about the gig. … Continue reading “BEASTMASTER TO HOST OSCARS”

OSCARS CEREMONY TO BE DIRECTED BY RIDLEY SCOTT

HOLLYWOOD – Ridley Scott is to direct the Oscars ceremony on the 22nd of February, featuring an exclusively white cast. A spokesperson for the academy said: We decided to take the ceremony in a new direction this year. Political correctness went mad the last few shows. We had Lincoln freeing the slaves, Django shooting the … Continue reading “OSCARS CEREMONY TO BE DIRECTED BY RIDLEY SCOTT”

COUNTDOWN TO 2014 OSCARS BEGINS BY MISTAKE

HOLLYWOOD – The countdown to the 2014 Oscars has officially begun, following a mistake. The New Year is here and is often the case some confusion follows in the wake of too much good cheer and celebration. And it was so in the Academy of Motion Pictures and Arts when the countdown to this year’s Academy … Continue reading “COUNTDOWN TO 2014 OSCARS BEGINS BY MISTAKE”

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Tonight is the 86th Academy Awards and that fact is your last free one. Read the others and become cleverer. 1. Ellen Degeneres is only the second woman to present the Oscars. The first was Bob Hope. 2. The actual Oscars were designed to resemble Yul Bryner. The original statuette included an impressive erection that … Continue reading “5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE OSCARS”

STARS FORCED TO WEAR ‘BLUE TICK’ TO OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD -Organizers of the 2014 Oscars have initiated a ‘Blue Tick Protocol’ after it was discovered that the person collecting awards this season for Jared Leto is actually a parody account. There is even some speculation as to whether the Oscar nominated performance in the critically acclaimed Dallas Buyers Club was by the genuine Leto or the nefarious impostor. Head of … Continue reading “STARS FORCED TO WEAR ‘BLUE TICK’ TO OSCARS”

SCIENTIFIC AND TECHNICAL OSCARS TO BE HELD AT TGI FRIDAYS

TEXAS – Sources have confirmed that after a delicious meal in a welcoming family friendly setting, organizers of this years Scientific and Technical Oscars have decided to hold the award ceremony at TGI Fridays. Speaking from their comfortable booth in a flagship branch of the universally loved food chain, a spokesperson had this to say: Have you tried … Continue reading “SCIENTIFIC AND TECHNICAL OSCARS TO BE HELD AT TGI FRIDAYS”

OSCARS NOMINATIONS FOR 2014

HOLLYWOOD – It’s the Nominations for the something something Acadamy Awards of Motion Picturish Things. Thank god for cut and paste. Look what we just did. We just cut and paste it from IMDb complete with a brilliant mistake we’ve left in for comedy purposes. Urm. Yadadadadada Oscars yadadadadadadadada tough to predict yada-yada. Best Motion … Continue reading “OSCARS NOMINATIONS FOR 2014”

THE GOLDEN GLOBES TELL THE OSCARS TO GO F*CK THEMSELVES

HOLLYWOOD – In what was a stunning turn of events, a drunken Golden Globes turned up outside the Dolby Theater in the early hours of this morning shouting that the Oscars ‘can go f*ck themselves and the horse they rode in on.’ A clearly inebriated Tina Fey and Amy Poehler joined in the heckling and … Continue reading “THE GOLDEN GLOBES TELL THE OSCARS TO GO F*CK THEMSELVES”

MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM NOMINATED FOR 12 OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Despite a previously lukewarm reception for Justin Chadwick’s biopic Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom,  the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced this morning that the film has been nominated for 12 Awards. “It’s true that the majority of our members were not bowled over when they first saw the picture,” said … Continue reading “MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM NOMINATED FOR 12 OSCARS”