VENICE DAIRY 4. REVIEWS

VENICE – Our intrepid Studio Exec has braved the screening rooms of the Darsena, the Sala Grande and even the dreaded plastic cavern that is the Palabiennale and now is here to give you his critical opinion. I’ve realised I’ve not been the best correspondent, but Jesus Christ it is difficult when you have to … Continue reading “VENICE DAIRY 4. REVIEWS”

DAVID DUCHOVNY BRINGS BACK RED SHOE DIARIES

HOLLYWOOD – First we hear The X-Files is coming back and now David Duchovny has revealed that popular nineties erotic anthology show The Red Shoe Diaries are also coming back. Of course everyone is excited about the return of Twin Peaks and some even more so about the imminent revisiting by Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully … Continue reading “DAVID DUCHOVNY BRINGS BACK RED SHOE DIARIES”

WHY BRUCE WILLIS WAS FIRED FROM WOODY ALLEN MOVIE

NEW YORK – Woody Allen today revealed for the first time why Bruce Willis left his new movie, even though shooting had already begun with the actor. When Bruce Willis left the new Woody Allen as yet untitled movie, rumors immediately began to fly as to the reason. The official explanation was that it was due … Continue reading “WHY BRUCE WILLIS WAS FIRED FROM WOODY ALLEN MOVIE”

CLICKBAIT: THE MOVIE TO STAR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

HOLLYWOOD – Benedict Cumberbatch is the latest star to sign up for Clickbait: the Movie, which combines the Marvel, DC and Star Wars universes featuring the music of One Direction. The movie – directed by Twin Peaks director David Lynch and Steven Spielberg – is based on a George RR Martin‘s lost book in his Game of Thrones saga. … Continue reading “CLICKBAIT: THE MOVIE TO STAR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH”

CAMP X-RAY: REVIEW

Bella from Twilight has joined the army where she forms a tentative relationship with a disgruntled Harry Potter fan. Kristen Stewart stars as Amy Cole, a young army recruit whose career begins with a tour of duty in Gitmo where detainees (not prisoners, importantly) are kept in an endless para-legal purgatory. Here she meets Detainee Amir … Continue reading “CAMP X-RAY: REVIEW”

MICHAEL SHEEN DISOWNS BROTHER CHARLIE

HOLLYWOOD – Masters of Sex star Michael Sheen shocked friends and family today when he disowned his brother, tiger blood owner and a self-proclaimed master of sex Charlie Sheen. Speaking to Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY, the star of The Damned United and Frost/Nixon said: Charlie Sheen? No, he’s not my brother. We have the same last … Continue reading “MICHAEL SHEEN DISOWNS BROTHER CHARLIE”

ROGER MOORE WAS NEVER MARRIED TO MARY TYLER MOORE, CLAIMS NEW BOOK

HOLLYWOOD – Perhaps one of Hollywood’s most famous families – the Moores – are to be the subject of scandal mongering author Jinx Splack’s new book Moore the Merrier. Roger Moore and Mary Tyler-Moore founded the dynasty in 1963 when the future 007 renounced his bachelor ways for domestic bliss with an American icon. Fiercely … Continue reading “ROGER MOORE WAS NEVER MARRIED TO MARY TYLER MOORE, CLAIMS NEW BOOK”

ZOOLANDER 2 CONFIRMED AS MALICK’S NEXT PROJECT

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Stiller has revealed that Terrence Malick has signed up to write and direct the long awaited sequel to the fashion comedy Zoolander. “We originally hired David Lynch but the script he turned in was just too bizarre,” said an uncomfortable looking Stiller. “His idea was to set it in the future and … Continue reading “ZOOLANDER 2 CONFIRMED AS MALICK’S NEXT PROJECT”

UNIVERSAL CELEBRATION: JACK REACHER SEQUEL ‘WILL NOT GO AHEAD’

HOLLYWOOD – Spontaneous parties broke out everywhere, enmity was forgotten and fierce enemies became the fastest of friends, Muslim and Jew, Sikh and Hindu, Christians and Richard Dawkins were all united in a festival of friendship and understanding as Paramount released a statement saying it was unlikely that the planned sequel to Jack Reacher would … Continue reading “UNIVERSAL CELEBRATION: JACK REACHER SEQUEL ‘WILL NOT GO AHEAD’”