HOLLYWOOD – The Federation for Medical Research has confirmed that exposure to the work of African American auteur Tyler Perry can lead to permanent brain damage.
Think of Tyler Perry’s films as a kind of flesh eating zombie wandering around the cerebral cortex biting off chunks of grey matter” said a graphic Snow.
I remember during one particular experiment we tested the basic motor functions of a man who had abused household solvents for the last 20 years. I mean this guy used to drink paint thinner and vinegar cocktails for breakfast and yet he was able to read, write and solve basic mathematical equations .We then exposed a physically and mentally fit man to Tyler Perry’s classic double bill Why did I get Married? and Why did I get Married Too? and afterwards he exhibited all the signs and symptoms of someone who had undergone a complete frontal lobotomy. In fact the man is still in a catatonic state in our laboratory and to be honest, we’re hoping that an Indian chief suffocates him with a pillow and puts him out of his misery.
My methodology was sound and my conclusions will stand up to the most vigorous scrutiny “ said a vehement Snow.
As for the racism accusations. Let’s just say I’ve had sex with lots of black women and I’m a big fan of Prince so if that makes me a racist, they better get me a hood and horse and sign me up for the Klu Klux Klan!.