HOLLYWOOD – The Golden Globes are to break with tradition tonight by eschewing the comedy host.
Instead of the usual comic host, Jimmy Fallon will emcee with his tired sycophancy and slappable ass-face. Fallon spoke with the Studio Exec:
2017 is a strange year. After 2016. I can’t believe I tousled that Nazi’s hair and now everyone thinks I’m in dutch with the orange asshole. This thing isn’t on, is it?
So anyhow, the organizers thought we’d go with a somber thing. Dirge like. This whole mess is no laughing matter. And that’s where I come in.