NEW TERMINATOR REBOOT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ALL THE OTHER TERMINATOR REBOOTS

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HOLLYWOOD – The new reboot of Terminator has a synopsis and you’re going to love it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to return as the killing machine robot in a new Terminator reboot which promises to fix some of the problems with the franchise. He popped into the Studio Exec bungalow to give us the nut:

It’s amazing. I was so busy governing California I took my eye off the ball. Jim Cameron did his best to keep the boat steady but now ‘I’m Back!’ in charge and I have already worked out the story of Terminator 5 or 6.

Okay. What is it?

My Terminator will go back and kill all the other movies that were made featuring the Terminator after Terminator 2: Judgement Day. I was tempted to go back and kill that one too but we’ve decided to let that one stand. The others are toast.

Wow!

I know. So Rise of the Machines, Salvation, Genesys, er… I mean that last one. They didn’t even know how to spell Genesis, for crying out loud. Anyway we wipe them out.

How do you wipe them out? 

I kill the entire cast and crew of all the films except me.

Terminator: Apocalypse will be released in 1992.

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