NEW TERMINATOR REBOOT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ALL THE OTHER TERMINATOR REBOOTS
HOLLYWOOD – The new reboot of Terminator has a synopsis and you’re going to love it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to return as the killing machine robot in a new Terminator reboot which promises to fix some of the problems with the franchise. He popped into the Studio Exec bungalow to give us the nut:
It’s amazing. I was so busy governing California I took my eye off the ball. Jim Cameron did his best to keep the boat steady but now ‘I’m Back!’ in charge and I have already worked out the story of Terminator 5 or 6.
Okay. What is it?
My Terminator will go back and kill all the other movies that were made featuring the Terminator after Terminator 2: Judgement Day. I was tempted to go back and kill that one too but we’ve decided to let that one stand. The others are toast.
I know. So Rise of the Machines, Salvation, Genesys, er… I mean that last one. They didn’t even know how to spell Genesis, for crying out loud. Anyway we wipe them out.
How do you wipe them out?
I kill the entire cast and crew of all the films except me.