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NEW TERMINATOR REBOOT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ALL THE OTHER TERMINATOR REBOOTS

NEW TERMINATOR REBOOT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ALL THE OTHER TERMINATOR REBOOTS

HOLLYWOOD – The new reboot of Terminator has a synopsis and you’re going to love it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to return as the killing machine robot in a new Terminator reboot which promises to fix some of the problems with the franchise. He popped into the Studio Exec bungalow to give us the nut:

It’s amazing. I was so busy governing California I took my eye off the ball. Jim Cameron did his best to keep the boat steady but now ‘I’m Back!’ in charge and I have already worked out the story of Terminator 5 or 6.

Okay. What is it?

My Terminator will go back and kill all the other movies that were made featuring the Terminator after Terminator 2: Judgement Day. I was tempted to go back and kill that one too but we’ve decided to let that one stand. The others are toast.

Wow!

I know. So Rise of the Machines, Salvation, Genesys, er… I mean that last one. They didn’t even know how to spell Genesis, for crying out loud. Anyway we wipe them out.

How do you wipe them out? 

I kill the entire cast and crew of all the films except me.

Terminator: Apocalypse will be released in 1992.

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