NEW STAR TREK TO FOCUS ON TRIBBLES
HOLLYWOOD – CBS announced today that the reboot of Star Trek will focus entirely on Tribbles.
The news that Star Trek is to boldly go where it’s already been was received with delight by the internet and the Studio Exec was able to sit down with Alex Kurtzman to discuss the project.
So Alex what can you tell us about the new series?
It will be out in the Fall of 2017 and it will feature totally new characters and worlds, but the main characters will all be Tribbles.
These are the little furry things?
Yeah, exactly. They’re basically a metaphor for Catholics in that they just reproduce all the time with no sense of restraint or contraception. But now time has passed and the Tribbles have reached a higher consciousness and they can communicate and this is going to be like House of Cards, full of intrigue and dirty strange sex.
Wow! Who is going to play the Tribbles?
We have Jack Black as the leader of the Tribbles, James Franco and Winona Ryder both want to be Tribbles as well, and Benicio Del Toro wants to be a Klingon, and then we’re in talks to land Bryan Cranston as everyone’s favorite Vulcan. He’s the one character we want to bring back.