spectre landmine

SPONSORED AD – You’ve got the Spectre watch, the Spectre Vodka and you’re seriously considering taking out a high interest loan to purchase the new Aston Martin featured in Spectre, but have you considered the new Spectre branded landmine?

Handmade by the finest munitions experts in Italy, the new Spectre landmine will be the envy of your allies and the bane of your enemies, but don’t take our word for it, just look at the glowing reviews:

When I heard about the Spectre landmine, I just couldn’t resist! I’ve bought five thousand of these wonderful items and I’ve placed an order for ten thousand more.

Congolese war-chief, Abebe Iwu.

When I stepped on the Spectre landmine and was thrown twenty feet into the air, I really felt like I was in a James Bond movie.

Syrian Refugee, Bana Akram.

My daughter had pictures of Mr Daniel Craig on her wall and although she was torn apart during the explosion, the last expression on her face was one of joy.

Palestinian Farmer, Mohammed Sari

The Spectre landmines are available to purchase in Europe and the US next week but if you’re a Sony customer and want to beat the rush, simply text SPECTRE to 332 434 212 and not only will you be able to pre-order before anyone else, you’ll also be in with a chance to win one of 10 special edition mines signed by all of the cast.

Don’t delay, pre-order your new Spectre landmine today.

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