HOLLYWOOD – It looks like there will not be a new season of popular sit-com The Cosby Show.
Speaking from a hotel in New York, Bill Cosby admitted that it is unlikely there will be a new season of The Cosby Show:
It looks like we’ve come to the end of the road. I was hoping to revamp it. What with all the reboots around at the moment – Twin Peaks and Fuller House and what not, I figured the time had come to get the cast together once more. I think there’d be an audience for that but what with the changing demographic and the sexual assaulting I guess it looks like a tough deal.
Wait did you just say sexual assaulting?
I meant alleged. Alleged.
So what’s next?
Well, I’ve put out feelers. I’d like to appear in a film.
Who did you contact?
Woody Allen. And Roman Polanski.
Wait weren’t they both accused…?
And some of the younger talent. I’ve always wanted to work with Casey Affleck and Johnny Depp. I thought I might try my hand at punditry.
You mean on a News channel.
Yeah. I’ve got opinions. I’ve left I don’t know how many messages with Roger Ailes but he doesn’t seem to be returning my calls. How low can you go that even Roger Ailes doesn’t return your calls!?