@MYSTERYEXEC GOES MISSING: EMILE HIRSCHE QUESTIONED
HOLLYWOOD – The twitter account known to the world as @MysteryExec was taken down today and it is understood that Emile Hirsche will be questioned.
The star of such films as Into the Wild and Milk Emile Hirsche is not a suspect, a police spokesperson was eager to point out.
We don’t even know if there is a crime here. An anonymous twitter account has been taken down and it is believed the account holder was a studio exec of some description. However, Mr. Hirsche did plead guilty to assaulting a studio exec in another totally unrelated situation and so we thought it wise to eliminate him from our investigations.
So Emile Hirsche is now locked up somewhere?
No, he’s currently… hey where are you going?
The Studio Exec will be in an undisclosed location for the rest of the Summer.