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MINDHUNTER MAKES SERIAL KILLERS BORING SAY SERIAL KILLERS

MINDHUNTER MAKES SERIAL KILLERS BORING SAY SERIAL KILLERS

NEW YORK – The Netflix series Mindhunter makes serial killers look tedious, serial killers have complained.

The Netflix TV show Mindhunter created by David Fincher makes serial killing look really dull. We spoke with one serial killer, Arthur T Hampton of New Jersey from the relative safety of his murder van:

It’s really tasteful. Beautifully shot and framed. But Christ almighty do we look like a bunch of boring douches!? All we get are interviews with the sound of our crimes creepily screaming in the background. The murders themselves are rarely shown and so what’s the point? I mean, really? Is this what I’m sleeping two hours a night to achieve? The money I could have saved on electrical tape and pliers. Jesus.

Other serial killers have complained of the tea coloured palates of the photiography, or having bad hair and no personality.

David Fincher himself told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY that his concern was not with the serial killers:

Excuse me if I prefer to think of the victims and the law enforcement officers who try to put these monsters away. We’re not here to give murderers a glamorous image.

Mindhunter: the Fuckable Ted Bundy is due out next year.

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