miley cyrus

HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus shocked passers by in West Hollywood this morning when she was seen walking around, wearing clothes, with her tongue apparently inside her mouth and not a twerk in sight.

The incident was caught on camera and eye witnesses came forward to confirm that the clothed woman was indeed Miley Cyrus. 67 year old Shalet Barnes  was walking her dog, Hampton, when she spied the diminutive popster and Billy Ray Cyrus progeny apparently ‘walking down the street’:

I almost didn’t recognize her. She was moving normally and she didn’t once shock or outrage me and I’m like a top class Christian type. She wasn’t even licking a power tool. Who does she think she is?

Liam Hemsworth – Miley’s estranged fiance and Hunger Games bit part player – tweeted that he was ‘shocked and disappointed’ at what he perceived to be ‘Miley’s insatiable need to occasionally wear clothes’. In a heartfelt (his agent said) message, Hemsworth appealed to Miley to remember all the little girls who look up to her as a role model and might not put out so easily now.

Miley Cyrus’ new film Shits and Giggles is due out in 2014, for more on that story CLICK HERE. 

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