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MICK JAGGER AND DAVID BOWIE TEAM UP FOR PILATES FOR PENSIONERS

MICK JAGGER AND DAVID BOWIE TEAM UP FOR PILATES FOR PENSIONERS

HOLLYWOOD – The last time they teamed up they were Dancing in the Street for Live Aid, but now David Bowie and Mick Jagger are at it again, this time producing and starring in a keep fit program for Senior Citizens.

Well, a-wright,’ said Mick Jagger (70), explaining his decision to collaborate with long time enemy Bowie. ‘Getcha, getcha, getcha. Aw, c’mon!’ 

David Bowie (67) was equally enthusiastic:

You’ve got your quads and your core. You’ve got stretches, and the low burn exercises, gentle-like. Because this is for the oldies, isn’t it? For people in their Golden Years (wah wah wah). We still want be young and dance, don’t we? But the body goes through Ch-ch-changes!

Jagger added:

At our age you can’t always get what you want, so you try sometimes … to ask someone else to get it for you.

Bowie:

If it’s on a shelf that’s too high.

Why pilates?

Jagger:

Dunno.

Bowie:

Haven’t a clue. Money, probably. I played Pontius Pilates once in a film.

Jagger: 

Did ya?

Bowie: 

A Martin Scorsese film, Michael. 

Jagger: 

Oooh! Get her.


Mick Jagger and David Bowie Do Pilates will be available only for illegal download and sniggering.

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