Michael J Foxx

HOLLYWOOD – The world of show business was stunned this morning after Michael J. Fox gave a sensational press conference claiming he is the biological father of Django Unchained star Jamie Foxx.

Fox claims that in the Spring of 1990, he programmed his DeLorean to travel back in time to see The Beatles play Shea Stadium in 1965 but a computer glitch caused him to end up in Terrell Texas in early 1967. Fox said:

There was nothing to do in Terrell. The DeLorean needed some time to cool down so I thought I’d go to a local bar and have a few drinks. I met this lovely woman there and after a few shots of tequila one thing led to another. In the morning I said my goodbyes and went back to the future and it wasn’t until last week that I discovered that I was Jamie’s father.

Foxx, who recently wrapped Horrible Bosses 2 is rumoured to have always known that Michael was his natural father but eager to make his own way in Hollywood and not ask for any favors, he added another x to his surname to ensure nobody would suspect his true origin.

“Now it’s out in the open, the resemblance is obvious,” said Foxx’s friend and Django co-star Leonardo DiCaprio:

I’ve spoken to Jamie and he’s still trying to come to terms with the news. He told me that Michael had sent him a hover board as a gift to which he jokingly replied, “If that bitch really loved me, he’d give me the Grays Sports Almanac and the keys to his f*cking car!”

Horrible Bosses 2 will unfortunately be released in 2015

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