Meryl Streep

HOLLYWOOD – Infamous director Tom Six has confirmed that Oscar-winning actress Meryl Streep has signed on to play a key role in The Human Centipede 3.

“I’m excited that I have the opportunity to finally work with Tom,” said Meryl Streep.

I was close to signing up for the previous movie but due to scheduling issues it never worked out. Thankfully I will now get to realise my dream of playing the ass end of a human centipede.

 According to Six, Streep isn’t the only A-list star willing to be stitched up.

“I think I’ve had an e-mail from everyone in Hollywood,” said Six:

It’s flattering, but I have to say that some of the audition tapes I’ve received are pretty disturbing even for me. The Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and George Clooney tape was especially sickening but there were also some incredible efforts. Take Daniel Day-Lewis’, for example. He sent me a video diary of him living as part of a real human centipede for three months. I’m not sure if it was technically legal, but it sure was impressive.

The Human Centipede 3 is due for release in May 2015.

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