MEL GIBSON’S BEARD SUES FOR DIVORCE
HOLLYWOOD – Mel Gibson and his beard are to separate, bringing an end to their six year relationship.
Mel Gibson’s beard today announced that he is to separate from Hacksaw Ridge director Mel Gibson. The beard issued the following statement:
Today, I am very sad to announce that Mel and myself are separating. We have had a good try at it. Our relationship has been both loving and creative. Mel is a wonderful guy and always treated me well, with the finest oils and combs. But things have not been easy and I’m getting frankly sick of the way he tugs at me when he’s nervous.
The Mad Max actor first grew his beard while filming Apocalypto, but more recently there has been talk of difficulties as he was spotted during the making of Blood Father apparently bare-chinned.
Rumors that the beard is currently dating Tom Cruise have been lamely denied.