max headroom

NEW YORK – It has been revealed that popular 1980s computer generated TV show host Max Headroom is actually Donald Trump’s illegitimate son.

Max Headroom was a figure popular in the Eighties for about twenty minutes. No one knew the origins or the parentage of the blockheaded humorist, but the Studio Exec can now EXCLUSIVELY reveal that he is the illegitimate son of property tycoon and Presidential candidate Donald Trump. Headroom, who now hosts a radio show in Anchorage, Alaska, had this to say:

My father and mother had a brief fling in the late sixties and when my mother told Donald she was pregnant he told her to put the child, me, up for adoption. My mother was actually an early generation IBM mainframe computer and I don’t know exactly how Donald managed to impregnate her but I think it was similar to the film Tron. Through  the years, my dad had little interest in connecting with me. Although when I first appeared on television he did want to connect because he liked the idea of being a guest. Since then I’ve come to some family gatherings and I have met Ivanka and Eric and Donald. I haven’t had the opportunity to meet Barron yet.

The campaign office of Donald Trump refused to issue a comment.

Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States of America.

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