MARVEL AND DC MERGE
SAN DIEGO – Marvel and DC Comics have merged it was revealed at Comic-Con in San Diego.
During a joint presentation in Hall H of Comic-Con, Marvel and DC Comics revealed that they are to merge to become Darvec, a super media conglomerate that will make all the movies for the next thirty years.
In a joint statement, Marvel and DC Comics spokesperson Stan Lee told astonished fans:
This is great news. We will producing a whole new slate of films with a shared universe in which all your favorite characters will interact and everything will be inter-related and we can argue and get really mad on the internet about nothing at all.
Reaction was loud with many threatening self-immolation and boycotts, but Ben Affleck welcomed the news.