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MADONNA AND ANGELINA JOLIE IN ADOPTION SLAMDOWN

MADONNA AND ANGELINA JOLIE IN ADOPTION SLAMDOWN

THE THIRD WORLD – Madonna and Angelina Jolie are going to have a no-holds barred adoption battle slam down. Kicking off Monday, the two maniacal matriarchs are going to spend a month zipping about the Third World adopting as many babies as they possibly can.

The one who adopts the most babies will win a specially made jug.
 The competition is sponsored by Benetton and is in aid of charity and to raise awareness or something. The two superstars will start from opposite sides of the globe: Madonna will be setting off from Anchorage in Alaska and Angelina Jolie will launch her campaign from Sydney, Australia. The two will then track across the globe, armed only with an entourage, sacks full of money, an overbearing sense of self-righteousness and a scant regard for the feelings of the people in poor countries. Tactics of choice are thought to include bribing local officials or building schools, and extra points will be given for diversity.
Any surplus children are going to be auctioned off to Apple employees.

Not a tasteless publicity stunt
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