HOLLYWOOD – Leonardo diCaprio has confirmed that he will be starring as Spider-Man in the next Spider-Man film.
The amazing webslinger is back! But despite rave reviews and commercial success, Tom Holland has got the boot and been replaced by Mr. Revenant himself: Leonardo diCaprio. The former Romeo came over to the Studio Exec bungalow to chew the fat. I asked what the hell?
Look, people started saying I could be the Joker. Sure, I could do that. But I really want to be Spider-Man. Marty will direct.
Scorsese wants to do a Spider-Man movie?
He will if he wants to see his cat again.
You kidnapped Martin Scorsese’s cat?
Are you kidding me? How else do you explain The Aviator? You think Marty wanted to make that movie.
So what will your take be on Spider-Man?
I’ve loved Spider-Man ever since I was a kid. I grew up with all those comic books. I’m such a nerd.
But isn’t Peter Parker a little young for you to play?
Who’s Peter Parker? Jesus Christ, Exec. Keep up. Spi-der-ma-n.